thanks, boss, thanks

See my boss.

See my boss drink.

Drink, boss, drink.

See my boss blurt out my gross income to my underpaid co-worker.

Blurt, boss, blurt.

• • •

Gee, that was fun. She even inflated the number grotesquely. I'm already taking home 20% more than anyone else, and she somehow managed to characterize it as 95% more. So then I had to defend myself from the torch-wielding villagers by disclosing the actual number. Yep. That went over really well.