Senator Tim Johnson suffered a brain hemorrhage this morning, and as he fights for his life, control of the Senate might be in the balance. If he were replaced with a Republican, the Senate would be split, and Cheney would cast the tie-breaking vote.
What's the over/under on when some fucktard will claim that God smited Johnson because He wants the Republicans in charge? I say within six hours.
C'mon, someone ask Pat Robertson for a statement.