OHIO - I awoke this morning, groggily descended the stairs, and was immediately swamped by familial bombast. My sister is reading a book about mental illness. And now it's free diagnoses for everyone!
"BLAH BLAH intrusive BLAH BLAH lying BLAH BLAH disorder BLAH BLAH blame BLAH BLAH Nadine BLAH BLAH mood swings BLAH BLAH Linda BLAH BLAH bipolar BLAH BLAH medication BLAH BLAH schizoaffective BLAH BLAH bipolar again BLAH BLAH post traumatic stress disorder BLAH BLAH brother BLAH BLAH depression BLAH BLAH You, I believe, are normal."
Gee, thanks. That endorsement means so much to me. May I take my morning leak, now?