One of my more self-flagellating hobbies is to look at real estate ads for houses I could buy outright with the equity in my current home. The dream, of course, is to have no mortage and no need of a full-time job.
Never has this hobby been as utterly mortifyin' as this moment, right now.
Note the 48 stars. It'll be a cold, cold day in hell before he recognizes them freak states.