With as much as I bust the chops of the droves of instant Seahawk fans—who, with television blackouts due to poor attendance still a fresh memory, now celebrate themselves as the best fans in football—I can't let this one go. The Steelers now top the "Americans' favorite team" polls. Ick.
If there's an upside to starting 1-2, it'll be shaking these dregs from our ranks. If you didn't suffer the Stoudt/Woodley/Malone/Brister/Tomczak/Stewart years, you're not wanted. Beat it. Scram.
Everybody wants to get into heaven, but no one wants to die.