I humbly submit that Maria Sharapova forfeited the right to make proud substance-over-style commercials the day she covered herself with sand and posed with her elbows back for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. Pity poor, misunderstood Maria. Truly a victim of us all.
Not that this ad can't be made—it just can't be made by an athlete who's shilled her own prettiness in Maxim. Michelle Wie or Sue Bird comes to mind.
Plus the kid in the elevator creeps me the hell out.