look guys, she's single!

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Maria Bergan of Rust RecordsDid you hear about the Nobel Laureate ID thief who, carded in a bar, handed the waitress her own stolen ID?

23 years old?

A moron?

Surely, I thought, this woman has a home on myspace.

And voila, here it is, in all its misspelled glory. Her Bachelor's of High School degree was my favorite part.