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Praise be. The Kingston Christian Church has taken to putting a different message on either side of their sign. Today, they're God's press agent.

I saw that.
- God
reads one side. Sayeth the other:
I love you.-
I love you.-
I love you.-
- God
Now I'm not the Kingston Christian Church, so I can't really speak for God, but if I were Him—and Me willing, someday I will be—I'd prefer to speak for myself. Or failing that, I'd at least choose to be "quoted" on a vessel a tad less, well, white-trashy than this roadside sign. This got me thinking. What would be the penalty for falsely attributing quotes to the Almighty? I'm no theologian, but I hope it's an everlasting fate with the words "toes" and "Cuisinart" in it.