reader mail

Esteemed Stank Troll (and supreme arbiter of all things masculine) John asks:

What possesses you to not only save your luvvy duvvy emails, but re-read them? Like a little lemon juice in the paper cut, m'boy?
A fair question. I've saved all email since 1995. I'm on my second DVD backup, now. Why do I do this? To win arguments about what was said, of course. John also asks:
You ARE kidding about the screen door.... right?
Sadly, no. Nor am I kidding when I tell you that their blaming of the door continues through this morning.