The result of the puppy-naming survey is, of course, a name I didn't include on the survey. Ed's little sister will be called "Poindexter," or "Dex" for short. Like a red wine with steak, her name is intended to complement profanity. For instance:
"GODDAMIT, POINDEXTER, GET OVER HERE!"Let the name hatin' commence.
She's in here somewhere:
