If you can see my front door's retractable screen in the picture, you've got my recent houseguests beat. Those retards walked into/through it some six times. No amount of my telling them "I do not leave doors wide open" would dissuade them from charging ahead, nor, apparently, would their having already walked into the door twice each. On her third charge, Sue finally tore the thing completely from the wall. It was my fault. I bought an exceedingly stupid screen, you see.
When I first installed the door, my dog, Ed, walked into it one time. She hasn't done it since.
