real men, part iii

Three cheers for Dorkass, who tore her plantaris tendon while base-running yesterday and finished the game in pain before driving herself to the emergency room.

"I even batted better," she says. "But I couldn't so much as hobble to the base. I would have left earlier, but we would have taken an out because we didn't have enough females. So I was just trying for RBIs."

Report to the nearest counter and pick up your penis.