When drivers flash their brights at me and I don't have my brights on, and I get to sear them as they pass.
When an old fart kills one of their own on Metamuville Road instead of an innocent.
When my 32 year old ex and her husband move in with her parents.
When some raging homophobe turns out to be gay.
When Ohio State has two players drafted before USC does.
When on draft day, the ESPN ticker ran down how every team's season ended, and one-eighth of the league said "Defeated in playoffs by Steelers."
When I'm called "cracker-assed" by the right people.
When a particularly evil former boss started going blind and his wife left him.
When Dirt tells the story about former Ohio State fullback Vaughn Broadnax hitting Dirt and blowing his knee out.
When prisoners shiv a child rapist on principle.
When attention-whoring celebrity marriages fail.
When Rush Limbaugh gets arrested on drug charges.
When implants go horribly, horribly awry.