I met Terrell and Don and their beautiful 4 year old girl for dinner last night. When I was distracted, the child ordered her mother to trade places with me. "She wants to sit next to me," the ever-obedient Terrell explained when I returned.
"You mean she doesn't want to sit next to me," I replied.
"Well...yeah."
I turned to the child and unleashed the sentence in the headline. My friends stared at me. Apparently I was responsible for the child's first motherfucker. I assured them it wouldn't be her last.
"I'll be sure to add you to her baby book," Terrell cooed.