tom cruise, come out of the closet already

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Intrigue surrounds Comedy Central's decision this week to yank a repeat of South Park's scathing Scientology episode. Rumors are swirling that Tom Cruise bullied Viacom, threatening not to promote Mission Impossible 3 if the episode re-aired. I choose to believe these rumors. Why? Because Cruise defiled Katie Holmes, that's why.

In Cruise's honor, here's the entire episode. Performance was poor when I first played it. I just hit Pause and came back after 30 minutes, then watched it with no problems.