Remember the winter of the Idiot Kicker? When Mike "Shank" Vanderjagt thoughtfully informed the media that Peyton Manning and Tony Dungy lacked the mental makeup to win? Oh, sweet irony. Memo to Tony Dungy—when he was calling you out, your errant kicker also said:
"Coach Dungy, he's just a mild-mannered guy. He doesn't get too excited, he doesn't get too down and I don't think that works, either. ... I think you need a motivator, I think you need a guy that is going to get in somebody's face when they're not performing."
To me, that's pimp-slappin' carte blanche. Slappity slap!