Thanks to:
- John for the tickets
- Josh for house-sitting
- Readers in advance, for tolerating a whole week of football posts from Detroit
- Justifiably insecure, excuse-flinging, whiney maggot Seahawk instafans who've scolded me nonstop today because the world thinks they're lame, for making it easier to root against "them"
- The ghost of Art Rooney for, well, everything