When I saw that Jerome Bettis was throwing a Super Bowl party the night of my arrival, theme TBD, I snagged a ticket on faith.
The theme has now been determined. Fuck you, Jerome. Your parents too.
Bowling? Bowling?!? You've gotta be yankin' me, Bussie. I ain't bowling in Detroit. Oh and pretty please, can I watch Steeler players incur wrist injuries by bowling days before the game?