The other Seahawks fan just called me. In the lottery of season ticket holders, he won the right to purchase a pair of Super Bowl tickets, and he wanted to know if I wanted them. DO I WANT THEM? DO I FREAKING WANT THEM? I just got a $3500 ticket for cost!
If you'll pardon me, I have no choice now but to put on the Isley Brothers and dance, dance, dance.