Minette sends me this P-I story about implants. Timely, that.
What struck me most was the surgeon saying that some women "are intensely self-conscious over their asymmetrical breasts." Having given my body's symmetry exceedingly little thought, I'm at a loss to explain this neurosis, but ladies, if you're doing this for us, for the love of god please understand that we don't care about symmetry. I have never, ever heard even the shallowest guys mention a woman's symmetry. Never.
I have heard men complain about the insecurity and vanity that compelled a perfectly lovely woman to get sliced up.
And I've heard complaints about the unpleasant refrigerated dough women have implanted in their chests.
But asymmetry? Not a peep.