Why do people ridicule W. for taking long vacations in Crawford? Me, I'd much rather he kick back than govern. In related news, I see on my counters that we're not even at the halfway point between "Attack of the Clones" and the end of W's reign of error.
Why is Alicia Keys considered an Important, Thoughtful Artist? Have you actually listened to her lyrics? They sound like they were written by an eight year old. But hey, she got rich like Oprah and Stedman, so what do I know?
Why do people see sea lions and porpoises feeding, drive their boat right on top of them, and then wonder why they left?
Why do Seattle bicyclists think they're indestructable? Just because you technically have the right of way doesn't make you any more visible or less dead.
Since every new parent I know tells essentially the same story about The Miracle, doesn't it stop becoming miraculous after a while?
Do the Democrats really think Hillary can win a general election? Stop inhaling.
When did it become an integral part of the game-going experience for sports fans to seek out opposing fans and try to ruin their good time? A little good-natured trash talk is fine, especially if it's reciprocal. I'm talking about incessant, moronic, unprovoked abuse.
Why do OWFWOSOE (Old White Farts with Overdeveloped Senses of Entitlement) think that driving ten mph below the speed limit and forcing everyone to pass them constitutes safe driving?