percy adds to his case file against me

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Yesterday, I bought the oddest boat accessory yet: an old, gas-guzzling pickup truck for towing. The idea is that I can replace my 'tweener Jeep (tweener = lousy mileage + poor towing capability) with a beater truck I'll use twice a year and a car that gets good gas mileage. It took Percy 16 hours to inquire about the new arrival.

"Did you buy a truck?" Officer Percy snarls.

"Yes." He needn't know why.

This news causes him to look exactly like he's trying to pass a small sea urchin out his urethra. "Do you still have that boat?"

"Yes."

"Where is it moored?" I recognize the question as one he asked Kiki months ago, to no avail.

I tell him.

"Do you still have your place in Redmond?"

Man, Percy, why don't you just cut to the chase and ask for a copy of my W-2?