Baltimore Ravens coach Brian Billick opened his press conference thusly:
"Tomorrow, we're going to take up a donation for the New York Jets' relief fund. Good lord, I can't turn on the TV without seeing Katrina, Rita, and oh my God, the Jets. I'm digging in my pockets for money."
I'll wait for you to undouble and dry your cheeks.
More wacky disaster humor! A manager in my group, publicly toasting his superior on the brilliance of her moving everyone from private offices to low-walled cubicles:
"You know, everyone knows that it's getting really crowded here. They're doubling people up in offices, crowding people in conference rooms, bussing people to Houston..."