And at long last, we have the final, all-caps BOOM! of this summer's amniotic fireworks display, as Dorkass perpetuates her genes and thereby single-handedly sets human evolution back several epochs. I note that on this day, as on any other, all labor ceased before 3pm.
I have no name with which to greet the child, as her arrival one day after the due date caught her parents by complete and total surprise.
