Rob and Amy named their newborn Henry Robert, which is delightfully old school. Better still, "Hank Bob" is one of the best hillbilly names I've ever heard. "All y'all go git Hank Bob and lez fry us up some road squirrel."
A rare breeder reader, Rob was quick with the jab in e-mail: "I'd comment on [your vin Diesel remark], but I've lost all ability to talk about anything but dirty diapers."
"Tell me about the miracle," I replied.
"The big revelation is that God is definitely a man and that's why men don't have to go through that shit. Ouch."