brooke shields

I've never been a fan. I missed the whole Blue Lagoon thing when I was a kid, and the one time I watched Suddenly Susan, I was trapped under something really, really heavy. When she mentioned recently that she took anti-depressant for post-partum depression, it didn't even register with me. And then along came high school–educated Tom Cruise's sanctimonious, unsolicited, and downright feebleminded criticism of her choice, and of psychiatry in general. Shields, for her part, took the high road, offering to leave tickets for Cruise and Katie Holmes at the box office of her play.

"I'll leave one adult, one child," she said.

Just how stupid is Tom Cruise? He was crushed in a battle of wits with Brooke Shields.