- Friends
- Love interests
- Bar skanks
- Co-workers
- Co-worker skanks
- Ed's dog-sitter, who I found over the Internet
- Various maids, none of whom I've met
- Electricians and plumbers
- Jen, whom I've never met
- Carl, the cabinet guy sent by Lowe's
- Nameless Russian immigrant floor installers
These are all people who've had unfettered access to my house. Yet with family coming tomorrow night, I find myself locking cabinets for the first time. Hmmmmm.