Due to the requests of unfathomably fucking lazy people, I have wasted an entire sunny Saturday afternoon rebuilding my site to support XML and RSS. Of course, "rebuilding" is relative, 'cause like with all great technical innovations, now I can do less than I could before, and it takes 100x as long.
But I'm not bitter.
Anyway, this isn't polished, but this represents an entirely new architecture. If you have a problem, lemme know.