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January 1, 1800
ed's theme
Originally published September 19, 2003
(Sing today's entry to the Beverly Hillbillies theme)
Let me tell you the story 'bout a dog named Ed.
Couldn't find'er ass if it wuz stapled to her head.
N'fected foot, eye tu-mor, and blood a-running down her rear—
It's only September and it's been a three cone year.
Head cones, that is.
Plastic obedience.
Well next thing you know, old Ed's a one-dog symphony.
"Click, thud, scrape, bonk" (That's the cheap shot to my knee.)
I spent five hun-erd dollars just to get her from a neighbor,
Shoulda saved myself that money and had someone euthenate her.
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