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July 5, 2012

wanted: one very tall glass of milk

When I saw the towering rainbow Oreo that the cookie company put on its Facebook page last week, I had only one thought: I want you in my belly.

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Unfortunately I read on.

That Jeni Friedersdorfs exist is not, of course, news. Wherever their fragile views are invalidated by cookies, there the Jeni Friedersdorfs will be, claiming victimhood. Oreo supporting gay pride week was just too much. Jeni will dunk no more.

“Bye Bye OREO!,” wrote user Jeni Friedersdorf. “Why can’t companies stay neutral on such things?"
Probably for the same reason lower primates have to fling shit on things that don't remotely affect them. They're just morally compelled.

posted by john at 7:17 AM  â€¢  permalink