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August 23, 2011
everybody wang bong tonight
Any invitation to my buddy Dirt lately has been interpreted as an invitation to his own personal Kato Kaelin, Rob the Whiner.
Last night, like a good uninvited guest, Rob immediately toked up. I stared at him. My god! That bong! Or is it a pipe? Whatever it is, it's quite possibly the most homoerotic thing I've ever seen.
"Do you finger the bowl when you suck on that thing?" I asked.
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