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July 18, 2011

she'll do better next time

On this, the occasion of Ben Roethlisberger's sacred, uncalculated, and wholly unpredictable nuptial vows, let us take a moment to congratulate the bride. He's quite the catch!

Also, congratulations to Ben for going 500 days without a woman publicly accusing him of rape. Mazel tov!

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