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February 14, 2011
sales pitch
Tomorrow I have to sell some executives on an idea. It's a ridiculously good idea, relative to the status quo. It will result in 3x speed for 1/3 cost and achieve higher quality to boot. The idea sells itself.
I am nonetheless filled with dread. I detest selling things. Probably out of empathy, because I detest being sold things.
Someday soon, you may hear a news report of a Home Depot greeter being strangled to death with her own apron. You're welcome in advance.
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