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August 9, 2010
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Percy has confirmed the purchase of his house. Our long national nightmare is almost over.
While I ponder what to do with Stank's first retired category (there will be no more "Percy" posts soon, after all), I've resumed my happy dance. Childless lesbians. I can't believe my luck.
Upon hearing about the new tenants, guy-friends get that look. That lascivious as-soon-as-the-women-are-gone-let's-hit-a-strip-club look.
"High five, John!"
I leave them hanging. "No, no. Not porn lesbians. Real lesbians."
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