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January 13, 2010

it's not homophobia; it's more like heteroassholia

"We prefer 'the Butt Buddies,'" said Matt, upon my referring to my group of gay friends as the Fudge Pack.

Once you start, you don't want to stop. Not even when being strangled. Trust me on this.

The Dick Clique.

The Pink Posse.

The Man Mafia.

The Seat Warmers

The Future Farters of America.

The Washington State Fairies

Swishers with Fissures

H.R. Poof N'Swish

I'll stop now. Throat chaffing.

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