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December 7, 2009

things i've learned after it's too late

Never search Google Images for the word "asshole." Just trust me on this one. Oh, and Hooker Furniture is at hookerfurniture.com. Turns out the second word is important. Especially if you're at work.

This post is dedicated to Annette, who once looked for hot chocolate at swissmiss.com while at work. I will never unhear that scream.

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