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June 4, 2009

minding manners

My phone rings. I see it's Dorkass.

"Hello?" I say.

"Uh. It's Dorkass."

"I can see that. Your photo is on my phone."

"Well, you didn't answer like you normally do, yelling that I'm a dork."

"I'm in a nice restaurant."

"Ah. That explains the politeness."

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