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December 13, 2007
things i learned from reading jerome bettis' book
- Books seem less heavy if you lower your arms below the surface in the hot tub.
- If you're on page 12 and you grab 45 pages and turn them all at once, you avoid a bunch of really boring crap.
- For someone who doesn't mean offense, Bettis sure says "No offense to so-and-so" a lot.
- Bettis set a Super Bowl record for bear hugs given and received.
- Books seem even less heavy if you lower them into the water altogether.
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