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November 28, 2007
john explained
Allie's Baby Daddy was incredulous that I was going out with a stunning woman. "How does this keep happening?" he asked her. "How?"
She understood his confusion. "What you have to understand," she explained, "Is that no man on earth is as attentive as John is before you have sex with him."
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