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May 15, 2007

“loser” defined

The sequence of the conversation:

1. Beautiful woman tells me she dreamt that we had a child together.
2. Turns out this dream kid happened without our having had dream sex, which is pretty much the worst conceivable scenario. So to speak.
3. Turns out I wasn't in the dream, period.

Turns out that you can get the bends from descending too fast, too.

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