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April 30, 2007
stone cold
The following anecdote is vile. You have been warned. - Editor
Dirt Glazowski called yesterday. Kiki had disappeared, and he was looking for her. "Is my wife over there?"
"Yeah, Kiki's here," I lied. "But she can't talk right now 'cause my dick is in her mouth."
This is the part of the joke where husbands are ordinarily stunned silent, if not whimpering. But Dirt proved not ordinary, indeed. He didn't miss a beat.
"Okay. At least that'll shut her up for a while."
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