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April 17, 2007

i report. you decide.

In eight hours' time, I saw the following two idiocies. I can't decide which is funnier, so you pick.

From the bowels of lawyers comes this nugget:

"For information on choosing fictitious names, see the Fictitious Guidelines."
And from the cerebral poop-chute that is academia comes this dropping:
"The permanent ad hoc committee meets Friday."

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