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February 9, 2007

why i don’t watch the nba anymore

Participating in the slam-dunk competition next weekend: Gerald Green, Dwight Howard, Nate Robinson, and Tyrus "I'm just going to go out there, get my check and call it a day. I'm just into the free money. That's it. I'll just do whatever when I get out there." Thomas.

Judging the contest:
Dr. J., Dominique Wilkins, Vince Carter, Kobe Bryant, and Michael Jordan.

Attention, judges—please bring white-soled shoes.

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