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August 15, 2006

the search of unintelligent life

AOL accidentally published the queries users entered into its search engine, right down to identifying groups of queries made by the same user. The results are at times offensive, at times hilarious, at times terrifying.

Me, I like the ones that tell a story, like the woman who went from a snoring husband to an online flirtation to a hotel room to an unhappy ending. And surely I'm going to hell for laughing at the girl who asks AOL Search if it's normal to make a guy breakfast after he date-rapes you.

With all due respect to the perverts and racists (who are clearly trying to use shocking language—for whose entertainment, I don't even want to know), for my money, the most offensive queries are from the people searching for evidence that God hates who they hate.

is [sic] hip hop and rap music a form of satanism?

is buddism satanism?

the bible doesn't approve a woman running for president


And my favorite:
the bible says that spending too much time on the computer is a sin
Here's your link. Be warned, this is offensive stuff.

Link courtesy of Jen.

posted by john at 12:39 AM  â€¢  permalink