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June 20, 2006
real men, part iii
Three cheers for Dorkass, who tore her plantaris tendon while base-running yesterday and finished the game in pain before driving herself to the emergency room.
"I even batted better," she says. "But I couldn’t so much as hobble to the base. I would have left earlier, but we would have taken an out because we didn’t have enough females. So I was just trying for RBIs."
Report to the nearest counter and pick up your penis.
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