May 17, 2006
The votes are in, and we have a mandate: leave that toilet seat down! With 64% of the vote, it's a pretty clear majority, especially when you factor in the number of men who doubtlessly ignored my request and voted anyway. ("Cross-clickers," coins distinguished Stank troll Ashley.) Not to mention the ballot-box stuffing attempt from Halliburton. And no, I'm not making that up.
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