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January 7, 2006

she wore glasses and a white lab coat for, like, authenticity

The movie villian sneered at our hero and gestured toward Jessica Alba. "I think you already know my molecular geneticist."

At this, my entire chest cavity exploded. Police tried to recover teeth to cross-check with dental records, but so forceful was the blast that no trace of me remained.

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