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December 21, 2005
on dorkass, on blitzen
Dorkass writes to observe that she, too, is #1.
A couple of readers have mistakenly assumed that Dorkass is one of the hallowed exes, and I'd like to set the record straight. No. Absolutely, unequivocally no. No, no, no, never, ever, ever. Ever. She wanted to, but...
[shudder]
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