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November 15, 2005
the ditzy left
Politically speaking, I seem to have four kinds of readers.
Category 1: thoughtful right-wingers who carefully avoid being called "Republican," who are frustrated by the Democrats' incompetent opposition.
Category 2: monosyllabic right-wingers who read my reference to the "ditzy left" and feel so validated, they write in gratatude and prayse.
Category 3: thoughtful left-wingers who read "ditzy left" and see a careful qualification that excludes them and who, grateful, write to tell me I hit the nail on the head. They find their association with the ditz factor to be politically debilitating.
Category 4: ditzy left-wingers who read "ditzy left" and see their reflection and who, hysterical, send bravely anonymous, screechy mail.
Category 5: skeevy men of indeterminate politics who've googled "Kari Byron's breasts" and found their way here.
Category 6: people who just want more Percy, please.
Categories 1 and 3 and 6, welcome. Everyone else click here.
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