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November 7, 2005
meaningless sex
Yes indeed, we have two NFL cheerleaders arrested for "having sex" with one another in a public restroom. Has this expression lost all meaning? I've certainly done every sordid activity in which they they could have possibly been engaged, yet at no point have I ever considered those activities to constitute "having sex." Apparently the sex scale slides.
For those of us who think pro cheerleaders rank just below Hitler and just above Art Modell, this is delightful news. Since the Panthers went to the trouble of removing the strippers' cheerleaders' profiles from the team web site within 12 hours of their arrest, I went to the trouble of unearthing them. Here are Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas, who truly loved like they'll never be hurt.
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